The scene: A bridge over a gorge with mist rising up from below.
[gurgle]
GALAHAD:
There it is!
ARTHUR:
The Bridge of Definitive Music!

ROBIN: Oh, great. ARTHUR: Look! There's the old man from scene twenty-four. BEDEVERE: What is he doing here? ARTHUR: He is the keeper of the Bridge of Definitive Music. He asks each traveler five questions-- GALAHAD: Three questions. ARTHUR: Three questions. He who answers the five questions-- GALAHAD: Three questions. ARTHUR: Three questions may cross in safety.
ROBIN: What if you get a question wrong? ARTHUR: Then you are cast into the Gorge of Eternal Test Tones. ROBIN: Oh, I won't go. GALAHAD: Who's going to answer the questions? ARTHUR: Sir Robin! ROBIN: Yes? ARTHUR: Brave Sir Robin, you go. ROBIN: Hey! I've got a great idea. Why doesn't Lancelot go? LANCELOT: Yes. Let me go, my liege. I will take him single-handed. I shall make a feint to CES that s-- ARTHUR: No, no. No. Hang on! Hang on! Hang on! Just answer the five questions-- GALAHAD: Three questions. ARTHUR: Three questions as best you can, and we shall watch... and pray. LANCELOT: I understand, my liege. ARTHUR: Good luck, brave Sir Lancelot. God be with you.

BRIDGEKEEPER:
Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Definitive Music must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
LANCELOT:
Ask me the questions, Bridge Keeper. I am not afraid.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is your name?
LANCELOT:
My name is 'Sir Lancelot of Camelot'.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is your quest?
LANCELOT:
To seek Sonic Perfection.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is your favorite movie?
LANCELOT:
LOTR.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
Right. Off you go.
LANCELOT:
Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
ROBIN:
That's easy!

BRIDGEKEEPER:
Stop!
ROBIN:
Ask me the questions, Bridge Keeper. I am not afraid.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is your name?
ROBIN:
'Sir Robin of Camelot'.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is your quest?
ROBIN:
To seek Sonic Perfection.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is your favorite surround format?
[pause]
ROBIN:
Uh, Dolby EX wait no well sometimes DTS-ESuuuuuuugh!

BRIDGEKEEPER:
Stop! What... is your name?
GALAHAD:
'Sir Galahad of Camelot'.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is your quest?
GALAHAD:
I seek Sonic Perfection.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What have you decided to buy today. Rotel or Outlaw?
GALAHAD:
Outlaw No, Rote-- eeeeeeeeel!

BRIDGEKEEPER:
Hee hee heh. Stop! What... is your name?
ARTHUR:
It is 'Arthur', King of the Britons.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is your quest?
ARTHUR:
To seek Sonic Perfection.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
Does your 950 hiss or not hiss?
ARTHUR:
What do you mean? Did I never hear it? If I didn’t hear it and now I might hear it? If I might hear it in the foreseeable future?
BRIDGEKEEPER:
Huh? I-- I don't know that. Auuuuuuuugh!

BEDEVERE:
How do know so much about pre-pros?
ARTHUR:
Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
[suspenseful music]