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I think your problem is that you are probably a very good typist, and can put "thought to paper" very quickly. If you were a slogging neanderthal at a keyboard like me you would have to read and re-read what you just typed, and would have discovered, "Oh, that's not me." regardless of how much inhibition reducing agent you had consumed and cried in or your current opinion of the opposite sex.

Please keep your name. I will take your word that you are small, and I am certain you are smart. You are certainly always a good read. I will correct you on one item, though. You used the word "cue", but it the context you used it, it's spelling is "queue". While this message probably would've taken you 30 seconds to post, it has taken me the better part of 10 minutes to compose. The worst part is that in addition to being slow, also being a male I am incapable of multitasking, so I could do nothing else while it took me the 10 minutes to compose this. Does that explain why you think we are always late?