Our friendly federal government wants to assure us that reports of 950-shaped boxes on UPS and DHL trucks are as of yet unsubstantiated, and in most cases have proven to be weather ballonns or crates of fruitcake from four Christmas seasons ago. There's also no such thing as the Easter Bunny. Santa's real, but he's on Uncle Sam's payroll (explains the list, doesn't it?). Please do not adjust your set. Thank you.

Then again... Maybe?

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