SLL: Did you read in tonights paper the latest horrible news on this study.

AP, New York - As Yale physicists continued their grueling work on breaking the secret of sub-particle interconnect variance and its' effect on audible performance if any, tragedy struck.

While trying to reach agreement on the sonic effects of using an ABX box, one scientist was suddenly mauled to death by hundreds of lab rats. As the rats began their horrid attack, the man was heard to yell "I'm sorry, I guess I shouldn't have suggested that we just listen to see if we hear any differences."

It is suspected that when the rats heard the scientists suggestion, they began to fear that they'd lose thier jobs and be exterminated. Said a rat, who wished to remain anonymous, "It was either him or us... and there's alot more of us."

The study has been temporarily suspended while investigators and a team of experts look into the attack.

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