Further proof that we are dealing with an automated forum post generation system:
Sluggo's post was added at 6:49pm and it contained 1,389 characters (289 words).
D.E.L.I.U.S' post was added at 7:56 pm, it contained 9,822 characters, not counting spaces, 11,950 otherwise (2,078 words).
This means that someone would have had to:
1) been waiting around for a response
2) read, analyze and scrutinize nearly 300 words
3) carefully and methodically deconstruct such response, and
4) draft a response of nearly 7 times as many words.
All this in about an hour.
Maybe those clocks CAN bend time and space!

I have to go, my amplifier's avocados are getting smushy. I need to replace them with gummy bears.