It's OK, Scott, you can put down the phone, close that blank e-mail message to Geoff, and step away from the freezer. I don't think the gunslingers really feel compelled to waste your time playing heat transfer games with cheap clocks, scraps of tin foil, or creams. We'll all remain blissfully "ignorant." (Is there an inverse of that? "Blissfully logical?" "Cheerfully rational?" Hmmm...)