Guy: "Hey baby, how ya doin'?"

Girl: "Hi there, big boy." says the beautiful girl sitting at the bar who, unbeknownst to him, is a machina dynamica undercover operative.

Guy: "I only seem tall because I am sitting on my wallet"

Girl: "Oh here, would you buy me 1, 2 or 8 of these Clever Little Clocks?"

Guy: "Sure, here's my wallet"

Girl: [giggle, hair twirl, etc.]

Guy: "Hey what's the deal with those clocks? Now that I am sitting one inch lower everything sounds different!"

Girl: "If you like that, wait until you hear the pebbles."