I should also note that the multitudinous posts to this thread have improved my home theater experiences not one whit.

And it doesn't seem to matter if I have the laptop in or out of the house.

Has helped to decrease my stress levels, though while also raising my incredulity to all time highs.

Next thing you know, someone will be espousing how their real working "flux capacitor" helps smooth out the soundstage and give a system increased fidelity.

Although if one doesn't believe in monogamy, perhaps increased fidelity isn't such a good thing?