Here's a little more about the concept of irony: Using The Skeptic's Dictionary as a reference for nonsensical boogeyman powers that time-traveling digital clocks (gah! digital!!) have over your stereo will not convince anyone.

I've got to hand it to you, HiFiNutJob, you're either a satirist of the first order, or the most clueless human being in all of recorded history. Here's to you, and everyone out there living nine sigmas away from the pack.