Oh no, you've got it quite wrong. You're the one missing out, since all the other snake oil products work BETTER than the ones you've already (allegedly) bought! Why can't you open your mind and see this?!?!?

Go try them and then report back! We are so privileged to have such an open-minded fellow to look out for us!

Make sure you try them ALL, though! The possibilities for your system are endless!!!