HiFiSoundGuy, I just want to say, "Thanks!" Your post (and the subsequent dialog) led me to check out the manufacturer's web site. I haven't had that good of a laugh in a long while. I think my favorite was the isolation "kit" for three hundred dollars. You know, the one consisting of three slabs of granite, nine springs, and what looks to be three pieces of rubber or plastic. The best part? You supply your own granite (or flagstone as a cheaper alternative).

I was laughing so hard my wife came in to see what was going on. I showed her the clocks, rocks, and springs and she said, "They're selling this stuff on eBay? They should be reported." When I told her it isn't eBay, just a manufacturer selling online, she couldn't even speak. Merely shook her head and walked away.

So, again, I say, "Thank you!" A great way to end a Monday.