Well, if you had one of those Clever Little Beer Hats (tm), you could have been drinking WHILE typing about the clocks.

Too bad machinadynamica doesn't sell something that's actually USEFUL, like that, though.

By the way, I'd say that it would appear that this person is deliberately making claims about a product that at best are delusional and at worst are deceitful. If that doesn't make the claims about the clocks fiction, I don't know what is.

Anyhow, back to the consuming of the beer.

*glug glug glug*