I have my own patent-pending method of improving my sound system: I adjust the worn out rheostat of my cryogenically treated halogen torchiere lamp until the RFI it's emitting inside my house cancels out the bad RFI beamed in by space aliens. The good RF from my perspicacious big lamp time travels and enters a quantum universe to seek out and destroy the space alien's parents, hence preventing any bad RF from bothering me in my lifetime. This is really true - I swear it on my aluminum foil helmet!

As for the Clever Little Clock - P.T. Barnum would have loved it!