Please please please tell me that this is either the snakeoil salesman or just someone horsing around. I have sent the link to about a half dozen audiophile friends and it has certainly generated some guffaws, but that's about it. So if you're the proprietor of the snake-oil, go away. If you're just a very confused individual who is now out a few hundred bucks for some $5 clocks, then you might want to get out more.....