And now for the goofy one:

Real Rip-off at $2,150.

A magna-nuclear sound enhancer. With stored nuclear energy equal to a 1950's nuclear bomb, this cigarette-box sized gadget is a must-have for any audiophile. Placed within 3 feet of any system it will make your system sound 1000 times as expensive as it is. How is this possible you may ask? There are 2 components: the magnetic energy causes all sound waves to sound more natural, perhaps even "tube-like" for a sound that is easily 5 times better. The radioactive component permanently changes your brain, enhancing your ability to enjoy your system 200 tmes more.

Unfortunately, the world exclusive supplier of a key component of this device has recently dissappeared so our initial run of 20,000 units will be all that is avilable. Buy one now while they last and it is guaranteed to have a lasting effect on you.