Ok... well, I think the Model 200 is a big metal triangle and ringer. You hang it from the porch and "CLANGITY CLANGITY CLANG!!!!!" heralds important events like the mail arriving with that new DVD! One could also use it to bring back all the Outlaws out roundin' up them stray ponies that Sponge Bob let loose... You know, for dinner and a movie!

On a more serious note, how about something I don't think I've seen anybody else guess, an mp3 player?