Serious - A single disc CD player. Could play SACD or DVD-A but more than likely will be a fantastic sounding cd player.

Humorous - Your deluxe model Model T. This baby has it all. AM, bicycle horn, crank start, and leather seating. Not only do you get all that extra stuff, but today only you can get the Flux Capacitor included for FREE! Through extensive research it was determined that Doc Brown was off in his calculations. Turns out time travel can be done in not 88 MPH. Not even 78 MPH. The time barrier can be breached at 8.8 MPH! (Note: Mr. Fusion not included.)