Here are my guesses:

The Outlaw 200 will be a AC purifier and AC line voltage regulator, akin to the models from PS Audio and ExactPower.

Either that or the Outlaw 200 will be the start of something entirely new to the outlaw community...and I hazard to guess that the press release for it will look something like this:

While we at outlaw recognize that the largest segment of the electronics industry is the home theater segment. However very few speaker manufacturers truely try to focus keeping their producst "Wife friendly". Even "cute little cubes" can be a major design no-no, so the Outlaws have decided to adress this matter in the most creative way possible.

Outlaw audio is pleased to announce the Outlaw 200 speaker package. The Outlaw 200 will be the first fully functioning electrostatic speaker package designed to hide in plain sight as a group of family photos. This high WAF style package will include an 8 x 11 Inch center channel, two 8x11 inch main speakers, and four cute 4x5 inch surrounds. The true beauty to these speakers is that you can download your family photos to be screen printed DIRECTLY to the speaker grills when you purchase this wonderous speaker set. Just imagine, no huge boxes, no teeny cubes, just aunt edith and unkle earnie staring down at you with thier cold dead eyes as you enjoy the new and wonderous sound of shear outlaw bliss.

For those of you considering the special order Outlaw 200, we reccomend the following:

Left and right channels: the kids baby pictures
Center Channel: your family reunion photo
Left and Right Surrounds: The grand parents
Rear surrounds: The faily pet, graduation pictures, or the inlaws that wrote you out of the will.

The Outlaw 200 is just the first of a whole new line of products in our Outlaw Home Entertainment Living Line (Or O-HELL as we call it around the office). This new and exciting line will also include the outlaw 300 line of subwoofers. The O-310-a friendly 12 inch end table/footrest. the O-315, a dual 15 inch sub desguised as a coffie table. And the O-Gasim an 18 inch sub built right into a lazy boy recliner...with the driver pointed straight up to your jumblies.

The Outlaw 310, 315, and 318 will be avialable in a rainbow of finishes to match your current decor. At an additional cost we can even match your living room furnature with our new outlaw color swatches.

...Just my guesses.

Jason



[This message has been edited by fmcorps (edited October 18, 2002).]