1. The "Short Stack" is a yummy home-theater themed snackfood. A "Short Stack" will be the newest rage in home theater snack foods. The "Short Stack" will consist of two sweet miniature hotcakes sandwiched around a sweet creme filling. The hotcakes will be embossed with the Outlaw Audio Logo. The "Short Stack" is guaranteed to satisfy even the most discriminating Home Theater Fan/Sweettooth. The "Short Stack" has only the half the calories and fat as the rival Bose "SoundWaffle" snack food , but costs half as much. The marketing campaign will be the biggest in the history of the company. Slogan ideas include "Popcorn Shmopcorn, I want a 'Short Stack'!!". Celebrity endorsees will include such famous faces as Polly Holliday (Flo from TV's "Alice"), Winona Ryder, and baseball Hall-of-Famer Johnny Bench.
2. 2 "Short Stacks" will come per package since no one can eat just one. Nutritional Information (based on a serving size of one 2 oz. "Short Stack") is as follows:
Calories: 150
Total Fat: 8g
Saturated Fat: 2g
Sodium: 60mg
Total Carb: 52g
Sugars: 34g
Protein: 3g
3. Because their short, their stacked, and their downright delicious!!!
For more information about the New Outlaw Audio "Short Stack" please contact us:
info@Outlawaudio.com
Telephone (Sales): 1-866-OUTLAWS (688-5297)
(Support): 1-866-OUTLAW2 (688-5292)
Mail:
Outlaw Audio
18 Denbow Rd.
Durham NH, 03824
The "Short Stack" is a registered trademark of Outlaw Audio, Inc. 2001.
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