It Can Blow Music
Inter-Component Bass Manager
Inter-Component Bass Module
Independently Controlled Bass Management
Indian Corn Bowel Movement
Insane Clowns Burned Me!
Indy Cars Bore Me
I Conjure Black Magic
I've Contracted Butt Mumps!
Indigo Chimpanzee Breast Milk
I Consume Bloody Marys
Instant Chocolate Breast Milk
Internal Colloidal Bladder Massage
I Cry By Myself
Illegal Contraband Below Market!
Ignorant Contractor Buys Marijuana
Indiana Comes Below Montana
I Comes Before M
(my favorite movie review) I Crap Better Movies!
Inter-Continental Ballistic Midget
Incompetence Controls Britney's Melons
Incredibly Cute Bar Matron
Ice Cream Brain Melt
Iodine Coated Burrito Meat
Is Children's Bayer Mescaline?
I Caught Bad Menengitis!
It's Called Booty Magic!
Instant Chinese Booty Magnet
International Cows Behave Madly
It's Creepy, But Musical

Bill Gates says, "I COULD BUY MARS!"

(another ode to my JVC receiver, which I hate): It's Crappy, But Mine!
I Could've Bought Marantz
It's Called Bad Manufacturing


[This message has been edited by Slimster (edited April 16, 2001).]