Inter-Colonic Bowel Massager?
Incredibly Crunchy Blueberry Muffins?
Ike Can't Beat Me! (The Tina Turner story)
Isolation Can Bring Madness!
I Can Borrow Money (the cry of true home theater addicts)
Is China Being Mean?
Is Canada Breeding Midgets?
(2 for Friends fans) Is Chandler Bing Married?
Is Chandler Bangin' Monica?

Okay, maybe it's none of those things... but whatever it is, I bet
IT COSTS BIG MONEY!