That's right... from the folks who brought you the 1050, it's the:

INSOLENT CRACKHEAD BREAD MAKER!

No more boring hours waiting for your loaves of fresh homemade bread to rise. Now you can be entertained by your very own angry cocaine-addicted hobo, as simulated by Outlaw's patented voice synthesis technology. You'll be endlessly entertained by the Outlaw ICBM's seemingly endless number of catchy phrases, such as:
"Hey lady, I think your bread is done. Why don't you hook a brother up?"
"I got a dragon in my pants, my purple monkey friends!"
"You call that a loaf? THIS IS A LOAF!"
"Add some yeast... and bring me a lighter."
"I can quit any time I want to. STOP TOUCHING ME!"

And Outlaw's ICBM is educational too! Your children will be amazed at such pearls of useful wisdom like "A man can drink a pint of motor oil before he get sick" and "Some men like legs, some like hips, but I just like cereal."

Order now, and Outlaw will throw in, completely free of charge, another of their new products -- the PNM (Political Nepotism Microwave). Thanks to Outlaw's realistic AI, the PNM can heat a bowl of soup in a mere thirty seconds while simultaneously angering China and refusing to apologize! ORDER TODAY!

[This message has been edited by Slimster (edited April 12, 2001).]