Let's see...

Interactive Cybernetic Brain Modification (now audio and video quality really ARE all in your head!!!)

Ichabod Crane's Big Melon (You don't even want to know, but buy it anyway!)

Isobaric Chamber Bass Module

Intensely Crushing Bass Machine

Interacrively Controlled Bitrater Manager

Irresistably Coiffed Bass Monster

Infinite Control Bass Manager

Infinite Control Bitrate Manager

Infinite Channel Bass Manager

Infinite Channel Bitrate Manager

Idiot Capable Bass Master

Ideologically Correct Bitrate Master

Imbicile Correcting Bass Monster

Incredibly Capable Bagpipe Molester

Inter-Channel Bitrate Master

Inter-Channel Bitrate Manager

That's my lot,

C.E. Tekell