there is no way i would open this box myself

Scared to death to tell my husband he might have the opportunity to do so. You see, he was known by his parents for popping tops off boxes (radios-record players-motors) when very young. However he was not known for his reassembling skills simply leaving a conspicuous trail documenting his desire to ‘see how things worked’.
Well, actually now the family frequently calls on him to put things back together eating up many of his spare hours. He would have far too much fun with this.