Ok, this thread is way out of control. So, here's my contribution.

Maybe Outlaw could get this company to make some panels for their equipment. Here's their website:

www.funklogic.com

Imagine it. Different buttons for your Outlaw product that say; "Big", "Suck", "Huge", "Surround Me!", or something along those lines. Or, how about fake knobs for those visits from people who just know your system could do better. Turn a knob, watch the reaction!