In the movie, It's A Gift, WC Fields had this exchange with another man:
Man (to WC): "You're drunk!"
WC: "Yeah, and you're crazy. But I'll be sober tomorrow and you'll be crazy for the rest of your life."

I get the feeling that if WC ever posted on this forum, he'd be substituting malicious for crazy, in his retort to some of you folks. Sometimes, the level of cruelty exhibited by some supposedly sober people simply shocks me...