I just saw the late news, which announced. The rats have retained the top-ranking PETA lawyer. The lawyer stated: “While it is too early to have gathered all facts pertinent to this investigation, I am confident that I will be able to prove due to the Scientist’s aggressive taste in Music, which terrified the rat slated to be the first impartial observer placed into the box, my clients where pushed beyond reason.
The Rat when interviewed commented, “They just can’t understand the mechanics of my superior and delicate auditory abilities” before his Lawyer whisked him away.