Painttload:

HEY! Don't confuse me with them little "rat dogs". I am certainlly not at all like those alledged dogs you see with the likes of Paris Hilton.

I guess you could call me a "junkyard dog", or perhaps something more along the lines of a good, old fashioned mutt, though that means only that I benefit from a variety of great gene pools.

Hmmm. I guess you are right. Maybe some exercise on a doggie treadmill or about 20 minutes or so chasing the pure-breds at the off-leash park might be nice. I take back the "carry me" thing, though getting from here to there in a limo might be nice.

OK, and if she snuggles me, I guess I might consent to getting carried by Paris, but I doubt that is in the cards.

What a coincidence: We're both at significant round numbers in the post counter. Congrats on half a K of posts.