Dear Anders, not to worry.
You see, I have perfected the execution of a movement, all the guys around here refer to as THE RING.
The current perpetrator gets my hand breezed across the top of his head, and I always manage to drop the finger with the largest ring on it. (Makes for great LFE ringing through a skull).
If I ever stepped in front of the TV, desiring his attention. he’d never dare try to ‘look round’.
Seriously I have to state I rate above the Sony, which I know is high complement from a male!