Found this on another forum. It has nothing to do with this thread, but it's funny nonetheless.

Understanding Engineers - Lesson Seven

Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied. "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike on the ground, took of all her clothes and said, "take what you want." The first engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit."