get 'em tek!

tek,
try the beer thing. you'll feel muuch better.


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Now, tek, you know you aren't supposed to mess with the battery. It's just good that you didn't toss in a cheap generic alkaline battery instead of that precisely customized lithium one - for all we know, you'd be skipping seconds and even minutes at rando


ut the battery back in correctly and let us know... Damn. Looks like somebody swapped my lithium battery for a cheap alkaline one. I guess I'll never get those seconds back now.

By the way, I see that Machina Dynamica must have made some upgrades to the Absurd Scam Clock - they've bumped the price up to $199.

Don't forget to leave the battery in your freezer overnight before you install it......that'll phase-align the positive/negative photons with greater accuracy! :rolleyes:

If you want the clocks to really work, ie time travel, you need to find plutonium filled batteries. Available through most local Al Qaeda outposts.

i think you would get better results setting a unplugged bose cube in the room.

I like that method of wiring up Bose cubes. You might be on to something there...

That is certainly the best way to get good sound out of a Bose speaker...make sure nothing's connected to it. 8-)

Maybe you could hide crickets in them. Then they should produce really life-like sounds!

instead of buying these clocks how about going to my website www.scifionline.net and click on the google ads i get 5 cents for every click ,it will help pay for my 990, wink wink
come on help a fellow outlaw