#6163 - 03/13/06 11:59 AM
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Registered: 04/19/05
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Loc: Plano, TX
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The clever little clocks cured my genital warts this weekend. And just in time, I almost had to explain them to the wife. They really are time travel devices. Seriously, you have to try a product first to see if it does anything or not RIGHT! RIGHT!
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#6164 - 03/13/06 12:24 PM
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Registered: 07/03/05
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Loc: NJ/Beijing
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I was having a similar problem with phase variances until I called up Scotty to realign my warp cores. Damn, have you SEEN the price of dilithium these days? Some clock manufacturer has been buying up all the free lithium to keep his schizophrenia in check...kinda like Sybil meets the Hunt brothers...
Anyone seen my tinfoil hat?
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#6166 - 03/13/06 12:52 PM
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Originally posted by Jed M: Scam artist, .... You think so? I think it's a goof myself. I mean, a scam would have to sound a little more plausible than this I think, whereas a guy out to blow some free time with a little harmless trolling would sound ... a lot like this.
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#6167 - 03/13/06 02:21 PM
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Registered: 07/03/05
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Loc: NJ/Beijing
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Well, I actually enclosed my theater room in a Farraday cage to prevent the effects of errant clocks that may be dangerously too close. Buying anticlocks was too troublesome as proper placement became an issue to maximize the mutual annihilation of the time/space flux from the offending clocks in other parts of the universe. And Parts Express has had my Heisenberg compensators on backorder for a month. WTF?!?! I'll have to see if I can find some on Ebay.
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#6168 - 03/13/06 02:25 PM
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Registered: 01/14/02
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Originally posted by Ritz: .... my Heisenberg compensators on backorder .... I have a spare set I could sell. They look precisely like jars of rocks, but .....
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#6169 - 03/13/06 02:34 PM
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Registered: 05/02/02
Posts: 526
Loc: Home on the range
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Originally posted by charlie: Originally posted by Jed M: [b]Scam artist, .... You think so? I think it's a goof myself. I mean, a scam would have to sound a little more plausible than this I think, whereas a guy out to blow some free time with a little harmless trolling would sound ... a lot like this. [/b]After I posted that HiFi's last few posts have taken a turn for the really bizzare, so I agree, he is just a troll having fun.
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#6170 - 03/13/06 03:22 PM
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 134
Loc: Lincoln Park, Mi USA
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Thanks HiFi, I haven't had a good laugh like this in a while. now everyone knows what I do at work....
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#6171 - 03/13/06 03:25 PM
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Gunslinger
Registered: 03/02/06
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I'm sure after someone here trys these out for themselves that they too will become a believer too.
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