"Flyrod, you should have ordered it DHL instead of UPS. That is why you do not have it yet"
Now they tell me! Sheesh! And I used to carry DHL cargo on my plane, too
You'd think the sum-biches could show a little hustle...
Ahem; You guys know what DHL stands for?
Delivered (an) Hour Late
Darned Hard Liars
Dewey, Heuy, and Lewey
Don't Hold (us) Liable
Drunks Handling Letters
(my DHL courier told me those one day)