#49893 - 10/08/02 09:19 PM
Re: The Model 200 Contest
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Gunslinger
Registered: 06/06/02
Posts: 197
Loc: Fargo, ND, USA
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Here are my guesses:
The Outlaw 200 will be a AC purifier and AC line voltage regulator, akin to the models from PS Audio and ExactPower.
Either that or the Outlaw 200 will be the start of something entirely new to the outlaw community...and I hazard to guess that the press release for it will look something like this:
While we at outlaw recognize that the largest segment of the electronics industry is the home theater segment. However very few speaker manufacturers truely try to focus keeping their producst "Wife friendly". Even "cute little cubes" can be a major design no-no, so the Outlaws have decided to adress this matter in the most creative way possible.
Outlaw audio is pleased to announce the Outlaw 200 speaker package. The Outlaw 200 will be the first fully functioning electrostatic speaker package designed to hide in plain sight as a group of family photos. This high WAF style package will include an 8 x 11 Inch center channel, two 8x11 inch main speakers, and four cute 4x5 inch surrounds. The true beauty to these speakers is that you can download your family photos to be screen printed DIRECTLY to the speaker grills when you purchase this wonderous speaker set. Just imagine, no huge boxes, no teeny cubes, just aunt edith and unkle earnie staring down at you with thier cold dead eyes as you enjoy the new and wonderous sound of shear outlaw bliss.
For those of you considering the special order Outlaw 200, we reccomend the following:
Left and right channels: the kids baby pictures Center Channel: your family reunion photo Left and Right Surrounds: The grand parents Rear surrounds: The faily pet, graduation pictures, or the inlaws that wrote you out of the will.
The Outlaw 200 is just the first of a whole new line of products in our Outlaw Home Entertainment Living Line (Or O-HELL as we call it around the office). This new and exciting line will also include the outlaw 300 line of subwoofers. The O-310-a friendly 12 inch end table/footrest. the O-315, a dual 15 inch sub desguised as a coffie table. And the O-Gasim an 18 inch sub built right into a lazy boy recliner...with the driver pointed straight up to your jumblies.
The Outlaw 310, 315, and 318 will be avialable in a rainbow of finishes to match your current decor. At an additional cost we can even match your living room furnature with our new outlaw color swatches.
...Just my guesses.
Jason
[This message has been edited by fmcorps (edited October 18, 2002).]
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#49894 - 10/08/02 10:01 PM
Re: The Model 200 Contest
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Gunslinger
Registered: 04/08/02
Posts: 59
Loc: Santa Clara, California
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In the next big step in home theater, the Outlaw 200 is actually a troop of 200 actors assembled by Outlaw Audio. Upon order, the Outlaw 200 will come to your house and act out, live and in person, the script for any film you choose. Naturally, an orchestra is included to provide the necessary musical accompaniment
The Outlaw 200 is not available for purchase, only for rent. Food and lodging not included.
Should you choose a film such as the Matrix, Outlaw Audio is not responsible for incidental damage to home, belongings, furniture, small animals or house plants. Renting the Outlaw 200 for X-rated films, of course, may cost extra.
Void where prohibited. Your mileage may vary. Please see contract for details.
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#49895 - 10/08/02 11:52 PM
Re: The Model 200 Contest
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Deputy Gunslinger
Registered: 10/29/01
Posts: 6
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#49896 - 10/09/02 01:43 AM
Re: The Model 200 Contest
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Desperado
Registered: 06/10/02
Posts: 524
Loc: Simi Valley, CA, USA
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Well, you're all wrong. The Model 200 is a a device that you can attach to you lazy Boy or other devices, which will duplicate all of the LFE that those sub woofers can't. The Model 200 reacts to an audio signal sent by an amplifier, similar to a loudspeaker, but instead of moving a cone, and transferring sound waves through the air it sends low frequency sound directly into the listener's body and selling more amps in the process.
This is the humorus guess.
[This message has been edited by MeanGene (edited October 15, 2002).]
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#49897 - 10/09/02 06:05 AM
Re: The Model 200 Contest
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Gunslinger
Registered: 05/06/02
Posts: 89
Loc: Lake Michigan Shoreline, MI
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The new release is; High quality speaker cables to complete their product line.
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#49898 - 10/09/02 11:34 AM
Re: The Model 200 Contest
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Deputy Gunslinger
Registered: 10/09/02
Posts: 1
Loc: Augusta, Maine, USA
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An upsampling DAC for CD players.
Otherwise, a strap on vibrating motor (fed by a line split from the subwoofer output) for our recliners.
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#49899 - 10/09/02 03:06 PM
Re: The Model 200 Contest
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Gunslinger
Registered: 11/17/01
Posts: 26
Loc: Austin, TX
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I'm going with a 2 channel amp or.....
a pony!
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#49900 - 10/09/02 03:13 PM
Re: The Model 200 Contest
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Deputy Gunslinger
Registered: 01/23/02
Posts: 7
Loc: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
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My guess is that it is something which should have been built into the 950: a headphone amplifier.
Steve
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#49901 - 10/09/02 03:30 PM
Re: The Model 200 Contest
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Deputy Gunslinger
Registered: 06/18/01
Posts: 4
Loc: Maple Grove, MN, USA
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My guess: its a monoblock amplifier
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