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That's right... from the folks who brought you the 1050, it's the:

INSOLENT CRACKHEAD BREAD MAKER!

No more boring hours waiting for your loaves of fresh homemade bread to rise. Now you can be entertained by your very own angry cocaine-addicted hobo, as simulated by Outlaw's patented voice synthesis technology. You'll be endlessly entertained by the Outlaw ICBM's seemingly endless number of catchy phrases, such as:
"Hey lady, I think your bread is done. Why don't you hook a brother up?"
"I got a dragon in my pants, my purple monkey friends!"
"You call that a loaf? THIS IS A LOAF!"
"Add some yeast... and bring me a lighter."
"I can quit any time I want to. STOP TOUCHING ME!"

And Outlaw's ICBM is educational too! Your children will be amazed at such pearls of useful wisdom like "A man can drink a pint of motor oil before he get sick" and "Some men like legs, some like hips, but I just like cereal."

Order now, and Outlaw will throw in, completely free of charge, another of their new products -- the PNM (Political Nepotism Microwave). Thanks to Outlaw's realistic AI, the PNM can heat a bowl of soup in a mere thirty seconds while simultaneously angering China and refusing to apologize! ORDER TODAY!

[This message has been edited by Slimster (edited April 12, 2001).]

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How about: Inter-connect Bandwidth Monitor

Let's face it, folks... the boys of summer cost too much. That's why the fine folks at Outlaw have invented the:

INTERNATIONAL COMPETITION BASEBALL MONKEY.

Salary disputes? NOT A CHANCE! Outlaw's specially trained animal handlers have spent countless months teaching rhesus monkeys how to play baseball, so you don't have to! Using cutting edge electro-chemical shock conditioning, Outlaw's handlers have programmed each monkey with its own individual baseball personality, based on players from past and present. Our favorites:

Monkey #349: Babe Ruth -- Relive the good ole' days with our personal favorite baseball monkey. He can't throw or run very well, but boy can he hit. And as an added bonus, he likes to have lots of sex and smoke cigars, sometimes simultaneously!

Monkey #2112: Mark McGwire -- Built like a steroid-enhanced monkey freak, this little player can hit a ball like Ike hit Tina. And he won't take any guff off the Cubans, either!

Monkey #666: John Rocker -- Baseball has its embarrassments, and so do Outlaw's monkeys! This little bugger will pick and scratch constantly, all while cursing those doggone subway people. He's this month's special, and interested teams can own him for only $39.95!

OUTLAW -- BRINGING BASEBALL BACK TO THE PEOPLE!

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