Ha ha ha ha ha!

so many responses :-)

i do pity the judges

how about

incredibly cool bass machine

Interconnecting Bass Management

Interconnector Bass Managment

Interconnect Bass Management

Not Serious :
ICBM: I Can't Buy More - the wife will divorce me!

Good audio is too expensive!!!! Thats where outlaw's value comes into to play (Kiss A$$).

Serious:
Independent control bass management
Independent circuit bass management

Interchannel Bass Manager
Inter-Channel Bass Manager

Inter-connect bitstream matrix

Intercomponent Channel Bass Manager

Intercourse-Causing Bass Module--"It's guaranteed to get you laid!"

Independent Command Bass Management

Independent Channel Bass Management

Individual Channel Bass Management

Individual Command Bass management

Independently Command Bass Management

Independently Channel Bass Management

Individually Channel Bass Management

Individually Command Bass management

inter-connects by mail