Insidiously Clever BullBoard Messages

I CASTRATED BILL MURRAY!
I Caught Bad Measles
Incontinence Causes Butt Marks
Is Chelsea Bisexual, Man?

And my personal favorite, the Jon-Benet Ramsey:
I CAN'T BREATHE, MOMMY!

Integrated Circuit Bass Management

Integrated Controler Bass Manager

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My guesses are:

insulated conductor bi-metallic
insulated core bi-metallic
insulated copper bi-metallic
insulated copper braided metal
insulated core braided metal
insulated conductor braided metal
inductance capacitance best match
inductance capacitance best mode
inductive coupled bi-wire
inductance correcting braided metal
inductance correcting bi-wire

Inteligent Correct Bass Multichannel
Inteligent Complete Bass Multichannel

Indenpendent Correct Bass Multichannel
Indenpendent Complete Bass Multichannel

Internal Correct Bass Multichannel
Internal Complete Bass Multichannel

If I din't get it, I think I'm close!

C = either CORRECT or COMPLETE
B = BASS
M = MULTICHANNEL

Now to figure out that "I"

Come on guys, DON'T LET A GIRL BEAT YOU!

If nobody gets it, how about at least giving one away to the person who comes the closest.

Indenpendent Complete Bass Multichannel
Indenpendent Correct Bass Multichannel

Inteligent Complete Bass Multichannel
Inteligent Correct Bass Multichannel

Inline Comprehensive Bass Management
Inline Comprehensive Bass Manager
Inline Comprehensive Bass Module
Inline Comprehensive Bass Modulator
Interconnect Comprehensive Bass Management
Interconnect Comprehensive Bass Manager
Interconnect Comprehensive Bass Module
Interconnect Comprehensive Bass Modulator
Is Charles Barkley Moronic?
Is Candace Bergen Messy?
(for Easter) IS CHOCOLATE BUNNY MINE?
Indifferent Chinese Boat Makers
Is Coffee Brewing, Mom?
Is Clinton Bangin' Monica?
Independent Counsel Berates Monica
Independent Counsel Breaks Microsoft
(for Chinese history month) Infernal Commie Bastard Mao!
I Corral Big Mice
I Can't Bear Mexicans!
(for midgets with short arms)I Can't Beat Mine

(for my poor non-DTS JVC receiver, which still sends full range to my center and rears whether I set them to small or large, but I will never be able to afford to replace the damned thing)
Incorrectly Configured Bass Management
Imperfect Component Bothers Me
I Can't Buy More
Incredible Crap Brings Madness
It's Constructed By Morons!
Indonesian Components Break More
Idiots Can Build Machines!

[This message has been edited by Slimster (edited April 14, 2001).]

Inter Cranial Brain Mangler

- Complete with stereotaxic device for direct stimulation of the temporal cortices (primary projection areas for audtion). Experience music for the first time!

Interactive Complete Bass Module (or Manager)

Interactive (and) Comprehensive Bass Module(or Manager)

Incredibly Complete Bass Module (or Manager)

Individual Channel Bass Module (or Manager)

Intrinsic Complete Bass Module (or Manager)

Ingeniously Conceived Bass Module (or Manager)

Intelligent (and) Complete Bass Module (or Manager)

Interventional (or Intervening) Comprehensive Bass Module (or Manager)

Intelligently Conceived Bass Module (or Manager)

Independently Controllable Bass Module (or Manager)