I find this utterly shocking.

Sorry, just bustin your balls a bit. Welcome to the forum.
If you want more conspiracy, check out this. The first retails for 2000 dollars, the second for 200 dollars, and no I did not forget to add another zero.
http://www.redrosemusic.com/new_site/rosette1.html
http://www.geocities.com/super_bq/Korsun.html