Gonk:

Much like my heros, Astro and Scooby Do, I don't bark that much. Yes, I type a great deal, but there is a special keyboard that enables me to do that.

I only bark when there are HF problems in the master's speakers.

Of course, my REAL hero is Nipper, the first true "audio dog".

But what do I know, I'm only a dog!

ARF ARF says (NOT BARKS) Iggy