Will:

Since I'm not a "Service Dog", although I like to think that I perform a valuable service, let's leave it at I'm not allowed into most audio-video stores for a variety of reasons. I'm well behaved, but it's that damned anti-dog lobby that works against me. I guess I'll have to complain to PETA, or maybe get Gloria Allrad to sue on my behalf. After all, who better to look (listen) for high-frequency noise (and the dreaded HISS) than a dog like me?

But what do I know, I'm only a dog!

ARF ARF, says Iggy.