950 Signs...

Posted by: werner52

950 Signs... - 08/21/02 12:58 PM

This just in, we have reports of sightings of some box like devices. At this time we are unsure of what these devices are or where they have come from. It appears that there have been additional sightings throughout the states and they have even been captured on film. Now be warned, this may be shocking to some viewers, so look at your own risk. http://www.outlawaudio.com//products/950.html
Please, try to remain calm. We will keep you updated as further information develops.



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Posted by: soundhound

Re: 950 Signs... - 08/21/02 01:57 PM

Your link is broken....maybe Outlaw wanted to put down any rumors before they spread too far....
Posted by: charlie

Re: 950 Signs... - 08/21/02 02:08 PM

http://www.outlawaudio.com/products/950.html ????
Posted by: gonk

Re: 950 Signs... - 08/21/02 02:56 PM

Our friendly federal government wants to assure us that reports of 950-shaped boxes on UPS and DHL trucks are as of yet unsubstantiated, and in most cases have proven to be weather ballonns or crates of fruitcake from four Christmas seasons ago. There's also no such thing as the Easter Bunny. Santa's real, but he's on Uncle Sam's payroll (explains the list, doesn't it?). Please do not adjust your set. Thank you.

Then again... Maybe?

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gonk -- Saloon Links | Pre/Pro Comparison Chart | 950 Review
Posted by: Oaf

Re: 950 Signs... - 08/21/02 03:03 PM

I hear they can safely be viewed near water (Boston Harbour) but are next to invisible anywhere else...
Posted by: Matthew Hill

Re: 950 Signs... - 08/21/02 04:57 PM

Well, as far as I know, it's said "is shipping" ever since they restarted shipments after the first DD bug halt. I don't think they ever changed it to "keep waiting" after the hiss problem halt.

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Matthew J. Hill
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Posted by: Will

Re: 950 Signs... - 08/21/02 05:03 PM

The copyright date says 2001. I wonder what this page said in 2001.

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Posted by: gonk

Re: 950 Signs... - 08/21/02 06:10 PM

I believe Matthew is correct and the "now shipping" graphic is from April or so, when the first units went out.

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gonk -- Saloon Links | Pre/Pro Comparison Chart | 950 Review
Posted by: werner52

Re: 950 Signs... - 08/21/02 06:50 PM

This just in, we are getting a satellite image feed. Please bear with us as we try to make sense of this anomaly. http://www.soundandvisionmag.com/Equipment/articledisplay.asp?ArticleID=147

We are getting confirmation reports that these boxes are in fact fearful of water.
Posted by: EFSIII

Re: 950 Signs... - 08/22/02 10:40 AM

I never noticed before, but.....

If you look at the cover of Abbey Road, Paul McCartney is barefoot...truly the sign of an Outlaw. Further, he is out of step with the others, and most freaky, he is exactly 950 millimeters behind John Lennon!! The plate on the Volkswagon parked on the side of the road seems to say "SOON".
Coincidence ???....I think not
Posted by: Oaf

Re: 950 Signs... - 08/22/02 05:40 PM

And the boards go silent at 1:23pm for 4 hours...cover-up? Abductions? I am going to get me a cool beer to protect myself.
Posted by: davewb

Re: 950 Signs... - 08/22/02 08:55 PM

Paul is dead...turn me on dead man!
Posted by: EFSIII

Re: 950 Signs... - 08/22/02 10:18 PM

davewb...
You've inspired me. I just got the craziest notion to play the White Album backwards !!?

It just came over me, but what I discovered on one of the tracks was someone in the studio uttering over and over

"Ship the 950, Ship the 950....."

I tried on another song and got

"Just a little longer, Just a little longer..."

Another song was weird...it sounded like "I buried Paul", but that's sick !!